Please send an E-Note…
Wednesday, December 15th, 2004 at 0928Support ticketting systems are my new hatred. Not quite up there with Chavs but close.
Most of you will have used them in some form or another. The company in question will boast it improves turnaround, making your enquiry procedure more efficient, etc etc. In truth, the only thing is improves is their ability to dismiss your enquiry. Perhaps I’m being too general, some systems, such as the one used by United Hosting are superb. Every single support enquiry I’ve lodged there has been dealt with inside of 5 minutes, regardless of the time of night or complexity of the enquiry. Not only that, but the “ticket” can be dealt with via normal email instead of a crappy website editor and you never, ever get a “Cut and Paste” response.
Enter Ebuyer.
Slow. Evasive. Unhelpful. Frustrating.
You supply all the detail in the world and state clearly “The RAM was tested alone” and 24 hours later they issue a ticket asking “Did you test the RAM on its own?”. You ask them a direct question, you get a standard Cut-and-Paste reply stating that you should “Simply follow the return procedures blah blah blah”.
That’s not what I asked.
So I get frustrated, I send yet another ticket through the hellishly laggy backend interface. What is your phone number? I ask, after explaining the situation. “Please use the ENotes system to…”
Not quite sure what I’m supposed to use the ENotes system for, as rage took over. I think operating a business without a telephone number should be against the law. It’s got to be a violation of human rights to be put through the wringer like this every time you need to return a product or make an enquiry. Ebuyer have great prices and a good range of products but you better pray that nothing goes wrong.
Additional: Another company with truly abysmal support is a hosting company called EasySpace. Servicing their support email perhaps once every 48 hour period, the support worked we dealt with named “Jicko” was as useful as a chocolate kettle. Except we didn’t get to eat Jicko.
We ask….
Dear Easyspace Support,
Could you please tell us which email address must have a domain transfer request sent to, as the transferring registrar cannot complete the transfer without it.
The reply? Something along the lines of…
Dear Customer,
The weather in Spain is delightful and my mother has bought a brand new sombrero to keep the sun off her shoulders. I wish to repaint the caravan, but haven’t the time since our donkey is sick and I must now do all the shopping on foot.
Regards, Easyspace Support
If you hadn’t guessed, never, ever use EasySpace. Why is nothing ever simple?
I’ve had similar experiences with eBuyer. Stay away!
you problem is ebuyer not there system, they are know for having bad support, although if your sale goes through and every thing is ok they have a good price tag.
You get what you pay for… eBuyer will always smell of roses for so many people wanting to save money, right up until the point where something goes wrong and suddenly you realise why so many people warned you to avoid them! Don’t say we didn’t warn you =)