Happy New Year
Saturday 0012hrsThis is a recorded announcement.
Happy new year and all that, I’m sure it will be just fabulous.
It is not yet 2005 in Jamaica, or other places. Really it’s not “2005” at all, but humans can’t cope without time, so we’ll keep pretending anyway.
Err, hope it’s great and all that.
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End of pre-recorded message.